“What do you say we swig down some brandy, get naked, cover ourselves in olive oil and play a game of Twister?”
Archive for April, 2010
As soon as the Camera went Click, Danny got Smacked Into Next Week
April 8, 2010
Steffi tries to play it cool for the photographer while Danny – her best friend’s husband of four months – whispers a proposition to her that even Taffy Underhill is too shy to say out loud.
Moments Later, Betty Got Her Bling On
April 6, 2010
When Betty saw her reflection in Tiffany’s store window, she couldn’t help but notice two things:
1. How breathtakingly beautiful she was.
2. That pearls were so last season, and it was time for an upgrade in the accessories department.
Looks Like the Lobotomy Did the Trick
April 2, 2010
It was hard to imagine Mindy as anyone other than the bubbly housewife with a fondness for lavender gingham and cream of mushroom soup she was today, but for those who knew her just one year ago, it was still hard not to cringe when she got that big sassy smile on her face. It was just last Easter when her cousin Jenny accidentally spilled red wine on Mindy’s new blue velvet couch, only to look up and see Mindy with this same smile on her face explaining, “Oh that’s alright – it’s no big deal at all, really – no big deal.”
One hour later, Mindy’s Easter Dinner was splattered all over the kitchen, the Easter ham in the middle of the backyard after being flung through the window above the kitchen sink. And that’s when everyone finally had to face the fact that it was time to deal with Mindy’s “anger issues”.
