Who Says You Can’t Be Stylish During a Drug Deal?

January 24, 2012

Before heading downtown to pick up her month’s supply of black market Percocet, Deirdre opts for a rhinestone-button dress and faux leopard handbag. Its boxy shape and sturdy bamboo handle means she has enough room for a fat wad of cash and her favorite Chanel lipstick. After one final look in the mirror and a perky nod of approval, Deirdre tosses her handbag over her shoulder and steps out into the sun, ready to take on the world.

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3 Responses to “Who Says You Can’t Be Stylish During a Drug Deal?”

  1. Tiff Says:

    Glad to see you’re back!! I really missed these.

  2. pixie Says:

    HA HAA!!!!!!! A “perc-ky nod”. No pun intended. I can’t get enough of you, Taffy.

  3. Liz Says:

    that Deirdre’s my kinda girl, and I see she has time to peruse a magazine, no doubt Popular Narcotics…


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