Before heading downtown to pick up her month’s supply of black market Percocet, Deirdre opts for a rhinestone-button dress and faux leopard handbag. Its boxy shape and sturdy bamboo handle means she has enough room for a fat wad of cash and her favorite Chanel lipstick. After one final look in the mirror and a perky nod of approval, Deirdre tosses her handbag over her shoulder and steps out into the sun, ready to take on the world.
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January 24, 2012 at 12:30 pm
Glad to see you’re back!! I really missed these.
January 24, 2012 at 10:23 am
HA HAA!!!!!!! A “perc-ky nod”. No pun intended. I can’t get enough of you, Taffy.
January 24, 2012 at 10:14 am
that Deirdre’s my kinda girl, and I see she has time to peruse a magazine, no doubt Popular Narcotics…